baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
